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I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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