Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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