Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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