On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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