Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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