some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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