Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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