escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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