ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
where does the pee come out of this thing
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Randomize
