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I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
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