no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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