I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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