Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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