JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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