If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
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