Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I'm both gender and math confused
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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