on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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