I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
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