That's intense
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
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