They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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