32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
They have beer where we have blood.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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