Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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