thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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