Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
one might say we're banned from that church
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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