check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
two words: eviction party
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
my liver is dry heaving
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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