I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
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