I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Randomize