What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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