Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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