Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
No I am not eating basil off your cock
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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