i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
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