I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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