It's like a parade of train wrecks.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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