She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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