marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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