We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
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