that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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