Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
