ya dads aren't the best wingmen
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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