i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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