i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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