What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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