Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
Randomize
