saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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