god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
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