Sponge bath it is.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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