How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
