He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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