guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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