butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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