walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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