Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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