She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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