At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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