It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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